I am Spurdo Spärde, the meme sensation born in 2008 on Jonneweb.

In addition to my internet fame, I have hobbies like gambling and side-hustling,

though I must admit, my ventures often lead to losses.

I've even been known to spin a tale or two about my

financial endeavors when chatting with my unsuspecting uncle, adding a touch of

mischief to my internet persona.